Unlike the guestbook, the entries here will appear chronologically down the page. The Subjects entries will appear in white, and relevant comments from other users will appear in
yellow. Any annotations will appear in red though you may want to skip some of those parts if you don't want my biased outlook.
Last Updated: 31/05/03
Naked George:
Ah, Naked George! Still fresh in our memories and bringing a smile to my lips. Naked George was the King of contradiction. He astounded us with his complete lack of content in his rantings. So utterly self confident and certain, though toward the end beginning to crack much like the Apple Cube. Additionally, George offers us further examples of schizophrenia, elitism (not to mention shovel loads of smugness), and that good old MacHeaded response of name calling. A description can't do it justice...read on
Enjoy!
The Naked George page has now been updated. The continuation of the Naked George Page follows the first
The ads were cute, the copy was ignorant. In real-world tests Apple blows the Pentium out of the water.
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Naked George Hometown: Toronto/Canada Sent: 17.03 - 29/7
I agree with Kim.
Apple rules !!! Windoze/PC's bite !!!
Sounds like someone is jealous of how great the Mac is ?
Naked George starts off his comments with the two most tiresom comments the guestbook sees time and again! This is simply, mines better than yours, yours is worse than mine, and you're jealous. This is the same old crap we hear from every machead who hasn't given their comment much thought.
Naked George- Apples are made for little girls who lack skills with the mouse. If you want to be able to access everything made for computers, you must buy a compatible machine- a pc. If you find yourself searching for the instruction manual for your monitor go with a Mac- No programs worth using (other than video editing) so you won't have any worries! Nothing to learn. If you want true computing with advanced programs, try the pc. The new Mac ads are laughable- I had a PC and I couldn't even find the on button! I went into windows and found myself repeatedly deleting all of my documents, and I couldn't even locate that bar thing!! I bought a mac. it turns itself on, it cooks me little sausages, babysits my 2 year old, and produces milk. My name is Mary, and I am a bartender.
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Naked George Hometown: Toronto, Canada Sent: 13.47 - 31/7
Geez, this reminds me of Napster chat. A bunch of immature children bitching at each other.
Sorry but Macs still rule !!!
PS: Brent, I like little girls :))
It should be noted that around "Brent's" comment there were a lot of other normal comments going back and forth. Not all as dim as "that sux, this rocks", but infact some fairly standard guestbook banter. Though I would point out the rather disturbing last line of George's entry...and say very little else as the words speak for themselves!
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Leo Sent: 03.17 - 14/8
CNet has a story on some new Apple products today. Apparently Xserve technology has made it to the PowerMac, although they are still stuck at 1GHz supposedly till the 2nd half of September when they say they will hit 1.25GHz. Sure, I'll believe that when I see it. They also raised the bus speed from 133MHz to 167MHz. Yeah, they really rounded up from 166.66. Here's a good one. For the Unix crowd, the idea of a dual-processor workstation starting at only $1,699 is unbelievable," he said. "We've had great success in that market, and this is really going to push them over (to Power Mac)." What 'Unix crowd' would pay $1,700 for a dual 867MHz Apple box when they can get a dual Athlon box with twice the MHz for half the price? Oh, right, no one would.
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Chicken Sent: 10.45 - 14/8
Hey! Apple should start "rounding off" the speed of all their components!
1Ghz processor rounded off to 3Ghz!
256MB SDRAM rounded off to 512MB DDR!
"Slow" rounded off to "fast"!
That'll show those PeeCee dimwits!
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Naked George Sent: 16.57 - 14/8
And I quote "runs professional applications like Adobe Photoshop up to 90 percent faster than a 2.53 GHz Pentium 4-based PC". The new Apple Power Mac.
Nuff Said
Like a child desperately trying to find a place to jump into an adult conversation, here comes George a couple of weeks later with an entry with little meaning. Where is this quote meant to have come from? Has he just read or heard it and believed it with no proof, or has he done some homework? Quotes are all well and good but they really don't prove anything on their own. Someone could quote me but I doubt George would be at all interested. So all George can prove here is that he is prone to believing anything he reads as long as he wants it to be true. I thought Steve Jobs wanted people to THINK different (key element - THINK!)
Uh, Naked George, that doesn't justify the G4 as being the fastest processor. So what if it's faster in Adobe Photoshop? What about other applications, or maybe compiling code? I've noticed alot of Mac users justifing their case by using Adobe Photoshop.
Oh here, read this, It's a Dual G4 1ghz vs. a single 1.6ghz Athlon MP. Guess which one is faster ( and no, it's not the dual G4).
http://www.barefeats.com/pentium4.html
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Naked George Sent: 17.48 - 14/8
I am a Mac Software Engineer, I know all about compiling code, and speeds.
This is still no justification, it is merely a statement that I would have otherwise been happy to believe were it not for the scepticism that I have felt creeping in through hindsight.
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Naked George again Sent: 18.06 - 14/8
Forgot to mention that on Tuesdays I like to dress up as a Turkey and spray my ankles with whipped cream and run around town screaming "Macs are the greatest!!" while doing back flips into fish ponds and then filtering the stuff floating on the surface between my teeth.
I also like to spread Peanut Butter on my cat's paws and tell it jokes about ducks. I also like to play ping pong with my toenail clippings while riding bareback on a donkey.
And once again, I am indeed a Mac Software Engineer, I know all about compiling code and stuff, and speeds and all that.
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NG Sent: 18.12 - 14/8
Uhhh ....... Yah, OK.
It has to be pointed out in the name of fairness that "Naked George again" was not infact Naked George. You can probably judge by later comments who was responsible, but no, it was not George. Though this is obvious as you would need a sense of humour to write such a thing, and ig there's one thing that has been proven over and over, it is that George is lacking that part of his personality. So obviously it was someone just turning the crank on him a little.
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Mac user Sent: 19.25 - 14/8
Here's hoping Naked George isn't a representation of the average Mac user...
God help us...
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Naked George Sent: 20.01 - 14/8
This is great. Some person calling himself chicken (because he's chicken to use his real name) has nothing better to do with his time except to make an Apple toilet site, then sit back as people bitch in the guestbook. Hey chicken, good job of stirring up shit. I'd buy a PC tomorrow, if it'd run Mac OSX. It's windoze and Microsoft that suck, not the PC itself. But then maybe chicken and bill gates are CLOSE "buddies".
PS: Mac user, I am a Software Engineer, not a user.
In case anyone thought it was an over generalisation that Mac users have a tendency to call PC users gay, here's a little bit of proof for you. Do you suppose this says more about how secure (in this instance) George is in his own sexuality. I'm not a psychologist, so I'm not the one to judge, but that's no reason for any of you readers not to draw your own conclusions! Also, you will note that George is also demonstrating his lack of observational skills. At the bottom of the iToilet page, The author: STEPHEN MURRAY has put his name along with his internet handle. Ah well.
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Eric Sent: 20.13 - 14/8
Just in case anyone needs to draw lines twice as fast you have the crappy Imacs. With thier poor interface, crappy programming abilities and asshole programmers bitching to someone who is very skilled at what they do and just has an opinion. Hell with what yuor saying I can tell you why the Apple sucks so much. The Imac is for someoen that wants big fancy things instead of working things, like chicken has said, and he uses the name probably because its funnier that way and he does give away his real name idiot!
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Donald Sent: 20.53 - 14/8
Alas I weep as I view the guestbook. My heart is too saddened to provide an installment of hymnal redemption to the masses.
Naked George (which, incidentally, IS his real name), we have to barr you from the Cult of the Sacreligous Apple for gross indecency. Your general devience outside of your work for The Cult would be happily overlooked under normal surcumstances but to come in here and admit to pasting your cats paws with peanut butter... it frankly makes us look darned silly.
You have ministered well to the masses which makes this task all the more unpleasant to undertake. But we can no longer overlook the magazine cut outs under your bed. Yes! We know about them! Very sticky pictures of Mr. William Gates. It is shameful and disgusting and you will now be banished.
Incidentally, this will not limit your ability to own one or more Apple products, and nor will it prevent you from continuing to endorse the company with future purchases.
I hope this has proven a valuable lesson to all who dare defy:
THE CULT OF THE SACRELIGOUS APPLE
"The true Path is sketchy at best"
Donny (your lovely minister chappy)
Don't forget to check out Donny's own page. I am obliged not to speak with any disdain about Donny or the Cult for all the valuable guidance that they bring to the guestbook. Mr. Chicken has told me that I am not to say anything that would upset them and force them to go elsewhere. So check out his segment!
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Naked George Sent: 21.13 - 14/8
Oh come on Eric, "idiot", you can do better than that. I mean, I must have to be really stupid to have an engineering degree.
And Donald, the message named "Naked George again", was sent by Leo, or someone pretending to be me. Not Me!
Banish me from the stupidity that is this guestbook, please !!!!
A plea to be allowed to stay with the cult, and a plea to leave the guestbook, and still he comes back for more punishment. Time for a review with your therapist I think, George.
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Frank Sent: 21.21 - 14/8
I contest The decision of The Cult.
I raise the point that Naked George (Keepin' it real, Mr. George!!), has conducted himself in the best possible traditions of The Cult:
1. Implying that Stephen Murray (Electric Chicken) is Gay. Add a further piont that he has implied an indecent relationship with Bill Gates. (I need not remind your first hymn in which you state: "To Call Him Gay Is Our Resolve")
2. Blatently ignoring all facts to make a point and thus "Blindly" following the cause. I refer of course to the assumption that Electric Chicken was the only provided name of the fiendish founder of this site, despite his name adorning the bottom of the site quite clearly.
3. Using no logic in his arguments to further enforce the resolve of the Mac user through confusion. I refer, of course, to his saying that: "PS: Mac user, I am a Software Engineer, not a user.". To a logical mind this could mean that the Apple is too unreliable to use when programming FOR a mac, so he doesn't use them, OR it could mean that He has no experience actually USING a mac, OR it could mean any darned thing you want it to mean.
4. "Bitching" about the heathen with no insightful remark. Naked George has successfully diverted the attention away from the Apple Mac's themselves and put himself in the line of fire by accusing the author Troll of creating a page then sitting back while everyone bitches about it. Obviously that is the whole point behind the iToilet but Naked George has managed to make it seem as though this is a terribly bad thing. In the end, he has sacrificed his own dignity for Apple.
5. He has repeatedly come back to the iToilet guestbook for no apparent reason. He seems to hate the author which is good, but he has also shown that despite his overwhelming dislike for the page and Bill Gates (Hmmm) and Windoze, he still keeps coming back to be thrashed by the comments of MS users. Some may say; "What Stupidity!". But I say, What Tenacity! What Courage! What Perseverence! What a GUY!
So I implore you, Elder Donny, Please reconsider your descision to cast out Naked George. Not merely a Mac user, but a software engineer and example to us all!!!
Cheers!
Frank
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Chicken aka STEPHEN MURRAY Sent: 00.16 - 15/8
"...pasting your cat's paws with peanut butter makes us look darned silly..."
Yes, afterall, everybody knows that you're supposed to use custard.
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Eric Sent: 03.19 - 15/8
You ahve presented nothing worth while naked george. You have no pure evidence except that the Mac can draw lines twice as fast! I pity that you believe that the mac is so superior, I to do program and I can say that I would take a PC over a mac anyday and anybdoy who does chooose a slow stupid imac is not too intelligent in their field!
Eric's observation is supremely apt for this hall of fame. Nothing of any worth has been presented by George!
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Naked George Sent: 14.07 - 15/8
Wow, to many computer geeks here for me.
I only develop Mac software because I get paid mega $$$ to. Windoze programmers are a dime a dozen.
To bad Windoze people can't "Think Different", then all this bitching would be happening. Most windoze users have never used a Mac, and are afraid to. God forbid you might actually like it ???
Think outside the box ...... GET outside the box !!!
(and no, this has nothing to do with computers)
Heaven forbid that George should get any kind of job satisfaction. If he doesn't enjoy programming, and doesn't like working for a company with all the benefits you are about to read about - perhaps something a little less pressured would be up his street. I'm sure theirs a dust cart somewhere with his name on it.
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Steve Sent: 15.16 - 15/8
Hehe. Us? Computer Geeks?
Fact is, Naked George is the very nerdy programmer who seems to spend all his free time coming back to this guestbook again and again to raise very nerdy arguements!
Pot. Kettle. Black.
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Naked George Sent: 15.32 - 15/8
Here's a fact: I'm at work, getting paid to come here and "raise very nerdy arguements". I wouldn't waste a second of my FREE time here.
Ass. Lips. Kiss.
Worth pointing out that I don't think there is an employer on the planet that would actually PAY someone to come to the guestbook and "
raise very nerdy arguments". I believe what George meant was that he is paid for the time he works and therefore happens to be paid whilst commenting on the site. Perhaps new insight would be gained if he tried going to his employer and saying 'I've been arguing my butt off in that guestbook. I've gone in so much now, it's laughable. I demand a raise!'. What do we think his employer would say at that?
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Chicken Sent: 15.46 - 15/8
You see what he did there, everyone? He's so clever!
PS. If I was your boss, I'd fire you on the spot for wasting company time. But then I'm not your boss, so I won't.
Here are three words you need to learn: Fries. With. That?
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Naked George Sent: 17.57 - 15/8
Of course you'd fire me Chicken, because you don't understand the term "Think Different". My boss used to work with Steve Jobs on earlier versions of the Mac OS. He has put pinball and foosball games in the office, and also couches for when you need to unplug for a bit. We don't get fired for playing pinball at 2 PM. When you need 5, you take 5. Keep your employees happy and relaxed, and they will be more productive and willing to work harder for you.
Fries, definetly, supersize please :)
If George's employer manages to keep his company running with this sort of play room thing going on, it goes to show that Apple hardware and software written for the Mac are so obscenely overpriced that they can subsidise play breaks for all their staff! I believe in looking after your employees and keeping them happy, but hell, you've got to stop somewhere! What's next? An on-suite massage parlour? A hot-tub over in the corner? Playboy bunnies serving drinks all day? A franchise with the local brothel? Yes, I believe in looking after your employees, but I also believe in going to work, to work.
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Chicken Sent: 18.53 - 15/8
I reckon your boss is also your daddy. :D
Hey, just imagine the ridiculous state of affairs if all company's started to "think different" by encouraging their employess to play pinball and take naps:
"Hello, 911? This is an emergency! There's a man with a gun and he's about to..."
"Not now madam, call back in 15 minutes. George is about to set a new pinball record!"
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Naked George Sent: 19.13 - 15/8
See, that's the problem with this guestbook ....
.... people don't think (even normally) before typing.
I don't deal with life/death situations, but I still have deadlines to meet.
Chicken's point was appropriate not because of the literal way in which George took it, but because of these ridiculous office management idea's that unfortunately seem to keep creeping over the Atlantic to here in the UK. Well that is one that is far too pro-employee to work over here, and I think for the better too!
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Kin Wicked Hometown: Northants UK Sent: 19.40 - 15/8
To "benro2"
Sorry bud, I'm afraid I overlooked your wording there.
To "Naked George"
I'm in two minds as to whether its worth saying anything, but I just can't resist such an easy target. I must be getting lazier!...
...Here's a few contradictions you might like to have a think about before your next posting:
-to argue your point in a discussion/bitching session you have no interest in.
-to make claims of intelligence and yet to not even posses the ability to comment without simply saying your adversary is stupid.
-to quote "think different" whilst in posession of a closed mind.
Free time or work time, if you think this is so pointless, why the hell do you insist on coming back time and again? Please do keep it up, it makes our own arguments so much more convincing. To a psychiatrist you are a potential paper. To a comedian, you are material. To us you are cannon-fodder. PLEASE keep coming back. You make this SO easy for us!
By the way Mr. Chicken, congrats on the 911 example. Most apt. But be careful! The next big mac you buy might have Naked-George-Spit in it!
Kin Wicked
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Donald Sent: 20.30 - 15/8
It appears to me that you have an advocate, Naked George. Though Frank is merely one of the parishiners, his contesting our decision to banish you from worshiping in The Cult has not fallen on deaf ears.
That in combination with your own pleas for re-admission:
"And Donald, the message named "Naked George again", was sent by Leo, or someone pretending to be me. Not Me!"
...has forced us to reconsider your status in the community. Once we have the nod from head-office we can process you readmission application and begin preparations for your readmission initiation ceremony. I hope your old scars have healed from the first time because we are about to re-open them again. I remember your first initiation; oh how you squeeled at the probe. We will use more lube on the firewire this time though. Actually, you seemed to quite enjoy that last time as I recall.
Hope to receive the new paperwork from you in due course. I look forward to welcoming you back to the Cult of the Sacreligous Apple.
HAHA. Naked George, you're hilarious. Oh, and to everyone else, this statement represents the average intelligence of a mac user, which is none: "Well I know why I use a apple computer...but I wont tell all the pc-idiots, which are kinda ms-junkies (someday they´ll die of an over-dos*g*),
because the upperclass should be kept close for idiots who really think win-dos Xplode is a real improvment in the history of OS´s (well lets say it might be an improvment if you compare it to win-dos 95, and you are a s/m-freak )" That post was made a long time ago and I can't remember by whom. I saved it in a text file because I thought it was so funny. This guy's trying to make a point that he obviously knows NOTHING about. kinda like Naked George.
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Naked George Sent: 20.52 - 15/8
Hey Kin, most of your initial points, no ideal what the hell you're talking about. It's all babble to me. Why do I come back, just to torment people like YOU. People that take all this way to seriously. Who gives a rats ass which is better. It's like comparing apples and oranges anyway. I notice you post a lot here to, and urge me to come back, so you can attempt to make it sound like I don't know what I'm saying, but never succeed. You know what I really think ..... if the highlight of your day is to come to a toilet site and see what I posted ..... then dude, you need to get a life !!!
Cya
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It's like comparing apples and oranges anyway. " - hmmm - where have we seen this before? It makes me wonder if George has any ties to "Clay", or perhaps he couldn't think of a proper response and so had to look back through the guestbook and steal someone else's. Who knows! Who cares? It was still funny!
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Kin Wicked Hometown: Northants UK Sent: 23.04 - 15/8
And again Naked George you bring a smile to my face. Firstly you admit that you have too limited an intellect to understand even the most straight forward of comments. But just in a few short lines you continue to push yourself in the dirt. You notice I post here alot. Have you stopped to ask why, or possibly even looked back several pages to get a taste for the guestbook? Whilst merrily adding to my portfolio, I take pleasure in coming here to see how my friends site is doing and to relish in the ignorance of the likes of YOU!
Now aside from this, you are supposedly at work yet you take time to ALSO post lots of comments here, and you tell ME to get a life? Please tell me that you aren't so totally devoid of a sense of humour that you can't see the irony in that!
As for completely reversing your standpoint from trying to say that mac is better than PC (albeit with more emphasis on the OS argument), to that of: "Who gives a rats ass which is better. It's like comparing apples and oranges anyway.", shows only too clearly that you now feel it is too difficult to defend Apple so instead have taken the escape of pussies everywhere and just said 'I don't care anyway'. Additionally...you can't compare PC's to Macs? Why not? Designers everywhere do. Not to mention every other up tight hardcore mac user, to whom so precious is the name of Apple that they will risk their dignity in order to protect their computer!
What's the matter George? Threatened by all the PC users here? C'mon, give us all your best shot!
Oh yes, and here's a thing!: "I notice you post a lot here to, and urge me to come back, so you can attempt to make it sound like I don't know what I'm saying, but never succeed." - well "dude", what I really think is that you haven't got a clue what your DOING, let alone saying! I might suggest an alteration to your handle: Contradiction George. It sits on you far better regardless of your state of undress (is that another policy at your place of work too? MMMMmmmmm COMFY!)
Anyway, I really do hope you keep coming back! You are by far one of the most entertaining morons we have had grace this site since...."The Ward"!
bu-bye for now DUDE. Hope you find time in that OH SO BUSY schedule of yours to come back some time and spin off another gem for us all to laugh at.
Kin Wicked
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Tom Hometown: Florida Sent: 23.15 - 15/8
To Kin:
Naked George is right, you really spew a lot of babble.
PS: Love the iToilet, flush the Mac.
That was the last we officially heard from "Naked George" as he then changed his handle. Quite pathetically though, it seems this was because he felt he needed someon to back him up. Poor little George felt all alone and didn't have anyone to help him out and so had to do it himself. There is something classically pathetic about that.
It should be pointed out though that we were unaware of this at the time being the trusting souls that we are, but later it became clear that it would be worth checking back on his IP numbers.
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Chicken Sent: 01.37 - 16/8
"The next big mac you buy might have Naked-George-Spit in it!"
Then I'll be sure to only buy from Burger King - I think they have slightly higher standards than McDonalds and so wouldn't employ Naked George/pinball boy. :D
PS. Kin, check your e-mail tonight, I'm sending you a sneak preview of the new iToilet add on.
This comment was sent from "benro2" though he forgot to post his name. Due to the size of the comment, I have emboldened the relevant part and put a red marker before and after it.
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02.23 - 16/8
To Chicken: no, only the two posts on this page are my contributions so far. The reason? I hadn't heard of the page before until yesterday. It was linked from overclockers.com.au and I just had to pay it a visit. I must say, the page is quite ingenious. I read the entire "ad", then looked around the bottom for a guestbook or forum because I knew the Mac-fanatics would be spewing and would have some (nasty) comments to make. Guess I was right!
Another problem with the dual processor G4 which I forgot to mention previously is that only specially programmed applications can take advantage of the second processor. These programs have to be "multithreaded" and are extremely difficult to write. At least on a Windows PC multithreading is necessary, and I am 99% sure this is the case for any OS. Can anyone verify this? Anyway, the only other advantage I can see with having more than one processor is that when one processor is working on something demanding and time consuming, like a graphics redering, the other processor is available to do other things on, like maybe playing a game or whatever. The point is, having a 2.4GHz processor combined with the relatively well executed multitasking in Windows 2000/XP, this will outperform the dual 1GHz processors in the Mac. And at less than half the cost. I simply cannot see where the advantage of the Mac comes in - more expensive hardware, more expensive software, of which most is available for PC anyway, for a machine that is harder and more expensive to upgrade, and is slower in the bargain. Where's the sense in that?
Now before all the Mac heads out there start claiming that I've only ever used a Mac for "5 minutes" and have never "tried it properly to see what it's actually like", you are wrong. I have used Macs for several hours, quite often at uni. I keep on going back to them when a new OS comes out thinking that they would have improved, and perhaps redeemed themselves by introducing something new and exciting, but no, every time it's the same old thing. Slow processors, limited features, crappy monitors, crappy mouse, etc. etc. I don't refrain from using Macs simply because they are "dirty", as I know some Windows users put it, I don't use them because I genuinely believe they are an inferior product. As Kin said before, needing to know how to use a Mac is mandatory simply because they are the industry standard for designing. Not because they are a superior product. How did they become the industry standard? Millions of dollars of (usually false or misleading) advertising. Businesses don't care how much their computer hardware costs - it's the software that counts and if they see something in front of them that looks fancy and will do the job, they'll use it.
Hardware costs these days are dirt cheap compared to software. Take for example just one software package we use here: Borland Delphi. We pay well over AUS$7,000 per copy, plus huge support costs each year, as opposed to the $4,000 or so per computer. And we use many different development app's, not just Delphi. -|- And as for Naked George claiming there are too many computer geeks at this message board for him, what exactly does he do for a profession? He is a computer programmer himself! So how can he call other people here geeks? I am actually a programmer myself, but I only have about 7 months' experience. I am happy to admit that I am not that good at it - I don't like much, but it's a job, and I am getting some valuable industry experience where I can learn new experiences, which you can never get through a university, so I don't have much choice. However I make sure my claims are 100% correct before posting them on a message board, unlike some others here. -|-
Oh yeah, I work in the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, a place where video and audio is practically the sole purpose of the business, and I am yet to see a Mac around. Everyone uses a PC, and the servers run Unix on Intel or Alpha processors. We even have a few Vaxes (which will be disappearing soon). So much for the extra "creativity" you can get out of a Mac.
Anyway, I've had my say, so I'll leave everyone else to it. BTW, I'm only here posting because I like debating. But as soon as some fools start posting stupid messages, like calling people names, or just posting absolute crap, it spoils all the fun. So how about a sensible, healty debate, instead of name-calling and bickering?
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02.27 - 16/8
Yes, I love being accused of being "Naked George again". That is the most retarded thing for someone to come up with. WHY would it be me? I haven't even impersonated any other stupid moron in here.
-Leo
PS - Chicken has the IP address, that'll show who's the "Naked George" impersonator.
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Chicken Sent: 02.33 - 16/8
... To include the Chicken's whole comment would force me to include other comments prior that aren't relevant here. It was only a short piece.
I'll be sure to check up on the IP number of whoever that wierdo was (and if it turns out to be my IP number then I'll blame it on alcahol...)
Hang your head in shame, Chicken! (It was funny though! Well done!)
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ProdiGaL Sent: 04.31 - 16/8
hahahahhaha, naked george, hhahahahahahhahaha
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Eric Sent: 04.57 - 16/8
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is great. Naked george is being proven wrong over and over again and everyone on his side has stopped and so has HE!!! What makes me laugh the most is he has proven no evidence that the Mac is better he has just said over adn over again it is good and we all suck. Ok George! I have used a mac many times before for hours on end, and then I go home and thankgod I don't have that over priced desktop lamp! All it has to make it look better is a little color thing to appeal to the eye and a fancy interface that sucks incredibly! The interface does not go anywere! and is overly bright and flashy with small little noises to show off! The only thing that is good about it is that it doesn't have that big box outside the monitor and I actually just got an Hp that has a little CD holder and front USB plug on the box thing making it very fun to use(hint: I always put my CDs on top of the comp, just now I have a holder!). So Now that I have shotdown anything that could be good about the mac, wait a min it CAN draw lines twice as fast!!!! And the abnormal mouse("Think diferent" huh?) that cramps yuor hand and is impossible to get used to! Oh please! To think that the new Mac processor i that much faster than the P4!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! But wait yuo can draw lines twice as fast so THAT must be what yuor talking about while the actual great programs don't even work on the Mac platform or are twice as slow or cost three tiems as much!!!! So please stop turning the discusion on yuor sad life George, save that for yuor psychiatrist! This discussion is on the mac not the poor programmers behind it!!!
P.S. Ah you get payed twice as much eh? just add it to macs stupid list, like why they havn't fired you yet, the mac "elite" are the dumbass's of society, only elite in their head, called dimensia!(with extreme true facts telling you one thing yuo believe the other!! Should someone be commited?)
The tents are set and the fires lit. You inhale and know there's bias being cooked up in both camps. But then that's what makes it all so fun. Some good points made, just a tad viciously.
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AboveBelle Hometown: Same As You-Know-Who Sent: 10.10 - 16/8
Hi all,
Abovebelle here, Just want to say, what happend to the light hearted thing that WAS this guest book, it's all a little too serious for me. As I understand it, the site Was/Is a joke. Naked George, Kin wicked doesn't babble, he says what he has to say and ends it. You however seem to have the time to come in (almost every minute) to slag the site off, humm, at least kin has a message. go figure.
Hope you are well Chicken, Mad monk and Kin wicked, hope to see you all soon,
Abovebelle
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Cheers Babe!
J
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Eric Sent: 16.21 - 16/8
I agree, I just like to argue soemtimes :) . Especially against sh*ttalkers, whenever me or my buddies see one we like to pry into it and tear it apart :) . And I've become quite good at it too! I'm sorry for my quantity of posts and size :( habit dies hard! I'd liek to say chicken has a great sense of humor and can't wait to see what else he unveils(Plus his skill blows me away! I am using 3D maxx now too and I havn't gotten anything close to what he has!). Keep going Chicken!
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Tom Sent: 03.41 - 17/8
Hmm, but this really isn't an "Apple" iToilet.
I wonder what Apple thinks of this ?
I wonder if they or Ellen Feiss allowed chicken to use her pic on the site ....... Hmmmm.
Hey, Naked George, where are you ? Feel like some ....... KFC !!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Tom Sent: 03.42 - 17/8
Hmm, but this really isn't an "Apple" iToilet.
I wonder what Apple thinks of this ?
I wonder if they or Ellen Feiss allowed chicken to use her pic on the site ....... Hmmmm.
Hey, Naked George, where are you ? Feel like some ....... KFC !!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
And again with the self justification. This was after Steve put the test flush and first Ellen Feiss spoof on the web. Again, sadly, George/Tom felt the need to back himself up with an imaginary friend. Some folks you just can't help! (And yes, he posted twice for some reason. Must have been getting frustrated!)
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03.55 - 17/8
Ellen Feiss is too high to worry
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Mac hater Sent: 04.34 - 17/8
I hate f**king macs aH,HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
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Kin Wicked Hometown: Northants UK Sent: 11.21 - 17/8
Hi Steve,
Nice additions to the site. Pay no heed to "Tom". Afterall, if Apple were so bothered they'd have dropped on you by now. Also, if Apple want to make a big deal of it, they can be assured of looking totally pathetic and banial by trying to form any sort of action against you. It will only prove that there is no humour permitted whilst in the vacinity of the Apple logo.
"Tom" - grow up.
"Mac hater" - though I agree wholeheartedly with the sentiment, do you have anything more substantial, or possibly relevent to add?
Anyway, off to see some hot air baloons - see you later
Kin Wicked
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PK Sent: 13.18 - 18/8
There is a spoof for the iDildo attachment for 'the mac lover' that was a classic.
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15.17 - 18/8
Your point is what?
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Kin Wicked Hometown: Northants UK Sent: 18.50 - 18/8
To the last poster - if you feel deprived of a really insightful comment, then we need only wait until tomorrow when "Naked George" will undoubtedly be back to work. (Though considering that he apparently has deadlines to meet and also seems to spend most of his time commenting here, playing pinball or taking many a 'five' on the couch, then I'm frankly shocked he's not been working all weekend!)
Come on George, give it your best shot! You've had a whole weekend to think of something clever to say. Knock us all dead with your great wit a repartee.
Kin Wicked (Awaiting the wrath of the nude one!!)
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Donald Sent: 12.32 - 19/8
Kin Wicked, I'm afraid to inform you that Naked George will not be posting for a while due to his current involvement with The Cult Of The Sacreligous Apple. He is presently entering stage seven of the reinitiation process involving a one buttoned hamster and a big tube. He successfully passed the masturbation contest, but then that's just something we all enjoy at break times, not actually part of the serimony.
We are now trying to track down "the Ward" since it has become clear he has merely been banned and not killed. My seniors in The Cult have informed me that we have officially ended the vendetta against Mr. Chicken for his act and will simply continue to call him gay and proclaim that he is jealous of the Apple Mac...etc
In other news, our choir group and their leader have gone mysteriously missing, so no more hymns at present unless we can find a musically inclined parishiner to take on the role.
Lovely Donny
This at least brings some relief that Donny is only joking. George was very much at large!
Oh my gosh, its really funny to see people that think they're computer geeks talk about computers. You guys are the ones that think Windows is better because Macs don't come with solitaire.
If you did know anything about computers, you'd realize how stupid this whole thing is. "The superior Pentium processor", that's pretty damn funny!
With an ignorant comment like that, I hope that "Carlos" doesn't profess to being a computer geek.
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16.34 - 23/8
Wait! Back up. Windows comes with solitaire?
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17.27 - 23/8
I was just about to buy me a Mac but then I heard Windows comes with solitaire - that clinched the deal and I had to go with a PC!
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Mac fanatic Sent: 17.29 - 23/8
You Windows freaks and your fancy shmancy solitaire, why, in a couple of years time our Macs should be fast enough to run that game as well!
As is said online - L.M.A.O.!!!!
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Kin Wicked Hometown: Northants UK Sent: 09.07 - 24/8
To "Carlos"
Which part of your body is it that you think with? I've been running a pool and so far 'Carlos's Arse' is favourite at 2/1.
Kin Wicked
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Tom Sent: 04.22 - 25/8
Good one Carlos!
When the Pentium gets up to about P15 it might compare to the Apple G4.
Oh look, and there's Kin with a stupid comment that only a PC luser could come up with. But you gotta give him an E for effort.
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Tom Sent: 04.23 - 25/8
Good one Carlos! {God you're sexy!}
When the Pentium gets up to about P15 it might compare to the Apple G4. {At least thats what the voices tell me}
Oh look, and there's Kin with a stupid comment that only a PC luser could come up with. But you gotta give him an E for effort. {I wish I was his fwend!}
I was left perplexed by the double comment, but more so by the little bracketed extras! Let's move on!
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Kin Wicked Hometown: Northants UK Sent: 14.47 - 25/8
To "Tom"
Naturally we realise that your idea of intellectual stimulus is probably akin watching a dog drag its arse along the floor, but really you have set a new low for yourself in the support of "carlos's" comment.
The notion that someone would use a windows O/S because you can play solitaire is so utterly and mind numbingly stupid as to rank it a pure piece of machead material. I sincerely hope for the sakes of "carlos" and yourself that it was meant as a joke because one would have to question your ability to exist in the every day world if that is truely your considered opinions. But possibly the saddest part about the whole thing is that if it was meant in humour, it actually wasn't amusing in the least. It has no meaning, no wit, no style - it really suits you both down to the ground!
For now my piontless, witless, and dull aquaintences, I bid you adieu.
Kin Wicked
I wouldn't actually hold true to this, but it almost sounds like jealousy from the Mac camp. I know it isn't because that would frankly be silly to become jealous over a card game, but they don't make a very good case for themselves!
Hi all.
I'm glad that there are still people with pointless arguments here, tom and carlos, get a life, and then please visit again. Kin nearly split his sides upon reading your comment, it's great to see him so amused. If you are really nice tom, kin will be your 'fwend'.
Hi Chicken and Mad Monk, (glad to hear you finally got the reference, ;), lol), hope you are both well.
bye bye bye for now
Abovebelle
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amorpheum Hometown: New York, NY Sent: 04.59 - 26/8
You sad individual. Why the hatred of superior technology? I'm curious as to how many blind supporters (and you'll see why I say that) have actually tried out BOTH formats and thought and compared for yourselves, or do you just repeat what Bill tells you to think? I spend 40 hrs. a week in a beige room with a beige carpet at a beige box running Windoze, which is supposed to be so damn wonderful. I've seen more Blue Screens of Death, "physical Memory Dump"s, "application not responding" and other assorted errors and nonsense than you've had hot dinners. When I go home and fire up my Mac, it's like a dream. I will admit I've had occasional problems with an app acting up and throwing my whole system for a loop, but I've noticed that it's only when I was running MICROSOFT Internet Explorer. Very telling, indeed...
Still, an amusing parody. The artwork is cute. At least some PC users out there can 1) get their boxes to work properly and 2) care to do something creative with it, rather than just surf porn sites or play games, using their computers as a glorified Super NoFriendo.
It should be noted that "Amorpheum" has since been a regular contributor to the guestbook. Since his initial comments he has been on rather good terms with us PC users. He's been quite a breath of fresh air. Unfortunately he is shown in rather a bad light here as his most relevant comments in relation to Naked George were his earlier, more acidic ones. Just so it's clear that he's not as bad as he will look on this page...ok we can move on now...
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Kin Wicked Hometown: Northants UK Sent: 13.50 - 26/8
To "amorpheum"
Nice to see we're now back to the good ol' BEIGE hatred. Lets see - beiges and greys were originaly used for the sakes of the monitor. The reasoning being that it was easier on the eyes with the old display types. Alas I don't know what the effect of more recent display types would be on the eyes with various framing colours, but lets face it, if your spending more time looking at the box than you are the work space on the screen, you're not getting a great deal of work done, are you?
Aside from this, 40 Hrs a week in a beige room with beige carpets and walls etc, why not do a little research to present to your boss to suggest that improved morale would be attained if the office were painted in a more stimulating colour. Try looking up "building health" or something.
Another point of yours that I would like to respond to: 40 Hrs a week on your PC's at work, that have been there for how long? Do you spend 40 Hrs each week using your Mac? Does anyone in your office take great loving care of their machines - delicately attending to the occasional defrag or scandisk, let alone using a separate package to do a system check occasionally? As has been pointed out, we all know and accept that Windows is not the greatest of OS's, but then I don't suppose that your employers have thought to have a program made specifically for the company on a more stable O/S?
The use of your Mac at home and your PC at work are going to be more than a tad different - you might like to think about that!!
The saving grace of your comment is that you do at least show you have a sense of humour. That does seem to be a rare quality in a mac user from most of the posts we see in here.
Kin Wicked
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15.01 - 26/8
Dude (Kin) ............... Get a Life !!!
PS: Jaguar Rocks !!! Stick Windoze in your toilet.
Are we seeing some patterns emerging? I think we might be! Notice how he has gone from using the "Tom" handle now to being anonymous? This comes after being shown up for supporting "Carlos", just as he stopped using the name "Naked George" after he was shown up for other nonsensical comments. We are also still waiting for a comment with any sort of meaning to it. An argument would be nice, but I'm still waiting for meaning! Short and pointless - that about covers it!
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Chicken Sent: 19.18 - 26/8
Hey, make sure you check out the latest G4 (go to www.apple.com for a pic).
The designers have kindly drilled what seem to be four finger grip holes so it's easier than ever to throw the damn thing out the window!
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Leo Sent: 22.11 - 26/8
I never understood why the G4 is said to use less wattage and produce less heat, but uses a massive 7lb. (~ 3.175147 Kg.) heatsink.
-Leo
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Chicken Sent: 22.23 - 26/8
Hehe, I think Mac users need to install heatsinks on themselves to deal with all that hot air they're so full of!
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16.28 - 27/8
Uhh, maybe they have a larger heatsink because they have NO fan. Unlike the pentium chips that need an air conditioning unit to keep them from burning up. LOL
Well now - isn't he full of surprises, that actually had a bit of content. Maybe though on this issue, it could be pointed out that the heatsink in the Apple Cube was obviously not so effective as it overheated to the point that cracks began to appear. And if they continue to state that it is a side effect of the injection moulding process then perhaps other methods of production should be looked into. After all, the looks of the Mac are about the only thing going for it!
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16.39 - 27/8
More than 100,000 copies of Mac OS X v10.2 Jaguar were sold worldwide during its first weekend, setting a new record for Mac OS sales. More than 50,000 people visited Apple's 35 retail stores during Friday night's "100 Minutes of Jaguar" launch event.
All across the country, thousands of people came to Apple Stores for the nighttime Jaguar launch, lining up in anticipation of the release of Mac OS X v10.2
Gee, I doubt anyone ever lined up to get a copy of WinDOZE.
And if they did ....... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
I would comment at length here, but everyone pounced on this with the malice it deserves...so read on.
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16.55 - 27/8
Only 100,000?
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Steve Sent: 17.11 - 27/8
Hehe, Apple could manufacture glass hammers or chocolate teapots or rubber crowbars, and brainwashed fanatics would still flock in their droves to buy them.
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17.33 - 27/8
Only 100,000 ..... you moron !!!
Exactly Steve, we know Apple produces QUALITY.
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Steve Sent: 18.09 - 27/8
Yes, you're right, QUALITY.
Bad quality, mind you...
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Eric Sent: 20.32 - 27/8
Wow the Mac "idoits" have come up wityh the dumbest ideas and combacks. And quality is a glass hammer. Like a mac user yuo need it explained since you didn't figure it out on your own! Glass hammers would break when hit meaning thier prupose of hitting things is useless. Also, I'm sure a lot of mac users havn't spent "enough time" on the PC to know whats better!
Please remember this comment "
I'm sure a lot of mac users havn't spent "enough time" on the PC to know whats better!" as it will become quite pertinent.
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20.59 - 27/8
And one more time for those slow ones who still don't get it - I'm talking to you Naked George. GLASS BREAKS.
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21.04 - 27/8
NO SHIT Eric, damn you're smart. A glass hammer breaks ?
You totally missed the point.
I know that Windoze SUCKS, and only used it for 5 minutes.
THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN - we have a winner. "
I know that Windoze SUCKS, and only used it for 5 minutes." Now how can any argument be based on such a lack of experience? I draw your attention again to " I'm sure a lot of mac users havn't spent "enough time" on the PC to know whats better!" Also, Eric's point is quite accurate; when Steve made his analogy about the Mac fanatics queuing up for glass hammers, George openly stated that yes they would because the fanatics know quality (though quite obtusely missing the point that a glass hammer is redundant). I really don't know why I'm explaining this - it must be for the benefit of George and others like him.
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22.25 - 27/8
Haha, did your brilliant Windoze box tell you who I am ?
Try again ...... I'm Tom.
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22.27 - 27/8
Haha, did your brilliant Windoze box tell you who I am ?
Try again ...... I'm Tom.
I think this was an odd attempt at mockery. If George truly is an engineer then he should surely be aware that we can find out who he is regardless of what computer or OS one uses. Consider this another reason to disbelieve any statement about his profession.
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Eric Sent: 19.22 - 28/8
Hhhhmmm just add tom to the list of idiots under naked george! And finally he realizes the metaphor! Only took him a few days but I'm glad we could bring it to the attention of the Mac population that glass breaks(next is which platform is better :), hint:its not macs!).
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Kin Wicked Hometown: Northants UK Sent: 22.40 - 28/8
To the fool who admitted that there were people queueing up for the latest mac O/S
Firstly, people queue up for stuff they are fanatic about. Many fanatics are considered to be quite unstable in most ways, though ironically, not all fanatics are treated equally. Firstly, Football fans or other sports fans are considered perfectly sane even though they spend more time thinking about their team than they do about their family. Then you have trekkies who are instantly denied the right to be taken seriously because they like a cult TV show. And what of Mac Addicts? Well, it's more than a little scary that there are people who love Macs this much. The reason being that they all profess that the Mac is this wonderful tool used by professionals everywhere (so therefore not even a thing that you can become attached to from entertainment value), and yet they will eagerly queue up for an operating sytem! An operating system? Bloody hell! they must have finally included solitaire as standard or something!!
Secondly, was the old Mac O/S SO very bad by admission that no mac user could wait another minute to buy an upgrade? Lets see now, several pages ago, I seem to remember someone damning Microsoft for making easy updates and fixes.
How wonderful it is that whether the nameless poster be George or Tom (or for all I care, Jim, Joe or Bob), they still give us open invitation to slay them. It's only fair, I suppose: with this sort of material at my fingertips, they've certainly slayed me!! Keep coming back. It's folk like you that will make it into the Hall of Fame!!
Kin Wicked
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I am always right Hometown: Sydney AUSTRALIA Sent: 00.27 - 29/8
I like Mac OSX because it's just BSD Unix underneath and, well, I really like Unix and the GUI is better than Motif. Is that a problem?
Is it true that OSX is now the world's single most widespread Unix distribution? I think it overtook Linux in about six months...
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Leo Sent: 01.35 - 29/8
Nobody ever said OS X or Unix is wrong, just Mac itself. :P
-Leo
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01.58 - 29/8
To bad you could never run such a superior OS like OS X Jaguar on a PC.
C:\BootDosThenRunOSXonTop.exe
If blue screen, reboot and try again, and again, etc .......
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02.00 - 29/8
To bad you could never run such a superior OS like OS X Jaguar on a PC.
C:\BootDosThenRunOSXonTop.exe
If blue screen, reboot and try again, and again, etc .......
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02.00 - 29/8
To bad you could never run such a superior OS like OS X Jaguar on a PC.
C:\BootDosThenRunOSXonTop.exe
If blue screen, reboot and try again, and again, etc .......
A naff joke is bad enough, but posted three times? Is this guy having problems with his Mac or what? I understand it takes a Mac noticeably longer to load a page from the net than on a PC, maybe he gets frustrated by the speed of his machine and so has a clicking frenzy!
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Chicken Sent: 02.08 - 29/8
If OS X did run on a PC it would actually live up to its full potential.
PS. No need to triple-click the Send Message button.
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Leo Sent: 03.39 - 29/8
Actually if you, whoever you may be, knew what you were talking about, I CAN run a superior O/S on my computer - FreeBSD; OS X is built on top of it. :P
-Leo
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Kin Wicked Hometown: Northants UK Sent: 08.58 - 29/8
To "Leo"
If you're interested, the 'you' you are refering to is Tom.
How do I know this? Well quite a number of comments ago you will remember a chap called carlos saying something blatently backward about PC users interest being confined to playing solitaire. After that, a lovely chap called Tom chipped in proclaiming it a wonderful observation. Having degraded himself in this manner(not to mention all the other times previously), he has ceased using his name, but we can easily tell it's him when (thank you Mr Chicken) I can sign in and quickly cross reference a very special little number.
So when the annonymous posts appear with 24.102.112.24 underneath, I now know it will be Tom. Isn't technology great?
Now lets all give "Tom" a huge round of applause for entertaining us all with his pointless mini-rants. If you give him a standing ovation, he may even come back with some more material to further belittle the image of the average mac user.
Come on "Tom"! Give us another one!
Kin Wicked
When an IP is revealed like this, I feel it must be justified. The reason being that it should not put off anyone else wanting to rant. That's what the guestbook is there for. At the time though, Tom was to the best of my knowledge just Tom, and nothing to do with George (as George had infact signed in from a different computer previously and so had a different IP). Frankly, he was becoming tiresome - always posting really dull comments, not to mention posting them over and over whether intentionally or not. But finally he threw down the gauntlet with the "
did your brilliant Windoze box tell you who I am ?" comment. That is why I posted it. I personally don't want to see this become a habit as it will put people off of coming in. I don't want that. I know Chicken doesn't want that. Some people just deserve being de-smugged!
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Chicken Sent: 12.35 - 29/8
"Haha, did your brilliant Windoze box tell you who I am ?"
Eh? Did I miss something Tom? If this was your Maccy way of challenging a PC user, you really need to find something more entertaining to do with yourself.
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14.28 - 29/8
If either of you (Kin/Chicken) had a fucking brain cell functioning (between you) you'd have figured out who Tom was a long time ago. I can change my IP every 5 minutes if I want, that don't mean shit. You think technology is great, you should figure out how to use it !!! Keep in mind, I'm an Engineer, I don't draw toilets for a living.
Kin, you are such a loser, get a life man.
BTW thanks for posting my IP, asshole.
No big deal, only geeks and idiots come here anyway.
I will leave you all to the stupidity of this guestbook.
Since this seems to be your life.
Goodbye
Naked George
aka Tom
Haha, fucking losers !!!
My instinct is to comment - but I did that anyway in what follows. Let me tell you though, after this, I was going about with quite a smile on my face!
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Kin Wicked Hometown: Northants UK Sent: 14.54 - 29/8
To Naked Tom - now there's a surprise. Then again, all macheads sound the same anyway.
"No big deal, only geeks and idiots come here anyway."
None bigger than yourself!
"I will leave you all to the stupidity of this guestbook.
Since this seems to be your life."
How many comments has it been for YOU now?
The truely sad element in all this is that you change your identity to protect your pride. All you've done is shatter your dignity - thanks for that, you saved us all alot of effort. Engineer you may be, clear thinker? debator? You are not!
Incidentally, coming in as two people to agree with yourself and make it appear that you have comrades or possibly even friends only shows how sad and pathetic your little life is.
By the way, if the IP number is no big deal, why are you so hot under the collar? If you like, I can post all the IP numbers you have posted under. Entirely at your descretion, of course!
Anyway, it was lovely hearing from you again. Don't be too discouraged - come back and give us all another laugh any time you feel like it! We'll be waiting. (by the way, if you bought a dictionary, thesaurus and DECENT education before you come back, that might help your credibility. A sense of humour would be good too!)
Kin Wicked
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amorpheum Hometown: New York, NY Sent: 03.46 - 1/9
Okay I've got two people to adress, I'll start with "Kin Wicked". Anyhow, it's not my job to maintain, defrag, "take loving care of" the PCs at work, there's a whole department full of people who are paid to that, certified professionals. Presumably this means they know what they're doing, more than I would (or would care to) Yet plenty still goes wrong. It seems so much time and effort is spent correcting errors and figuring out just what went wrong THIS time? I wanted a computer, not a baby. As I said before, I have had no problem that I couldn't fix in a few minutes, except when using Bill's Internet Explorer. Granted, I don't spend an additional 40 hours on the Mac at home, but I was just trying to show that I have based my opinions on real comparison, not blind acceptance. Many people will viciously attack what is unfamiliar to them, sad but true.
"Beige hatred" Please, please tell me you realize the issue is not just what color the damn thing is, but that attention to detail extends to every facet of the complete product, inside and out. I have seen many write-ups of Mac products from notable PC publications, and they are always impressed with the packaging, not just for aesthetics, but it's intelligent design, and ease of use. A major accomplishment in PC circles seems to be just getting the machine to run well for two minutes together, forget about getting anything done with it. It's like the guys whose cars are permenently on cinder blocks in their backyards, always fixing this, getting a new that, and the three weeks out of the year it actually runs, they just use it to cruise up and down the local boulevard, trying stupid pick up lines on uninterested girls, before going home. I like the fact that I don't have to hold it's hand and pamper it so it doesn't fall apart on me.
As for Leo, NEVER, EVER USE ALL CAPS AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO. No I don't know everything that was said before, I haven't been following this since day 1, alright? Aren't we a tad defensive? Pardon me, I've got better things to do than look for everything you may have written. The fact that you have to assert again that you use a PC but not windoze just underlines my point. Our views on Windoze are the same, but as for associating it with PCs, freakin' Gates wants his OS integrated in your breakfast cereal, for Chrissakes. He won't be happy until everyone in the world uses his garbage. What else should I associate him with? I can't really get into a discussion on other PC OSes, since I haven't been exposed to them enough. And no, I didn't know computers and Operating Systems were different creatures, why don't you teach me something? I don't think any PC user even LIKES Bill Gates, yet your even more misguided brethren have made him the richest man in the world. Maybe YOU don't use windoze, but there are plenty of other dopes who do. gotta go, getting bored, and I've taken too much space as it is.
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Guess Who Sent: 04.19 - 2/9
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!
Hey amorpheum, on the topic of cars, I love the guys that buy a honda civic and put a Chef-Boy-R-Dee exhaust system on it, with the big Alpha-Ghetti can sticking out the back. They think they're street racers because they have an alpha-ghetti can sticking out the back. LMAO !!! Idiots, my sewing machine puts out more horsepower. One of them ran into the back of me on my motorcycle the other day, in a parking lot, I pulled up beside him and put the boots to the side of his car. LOL.
Hold the phone! He said good bye and that everyone who comes here is a this, that and the other. Anywho, this is the most civilised he's been, not to mention the most verbose. Perhaps this is telling of his profession. Maybe he's not a software engineer, but a car mechanic. Or possibly even a seamstress?!
Kin Wicked Hometown: Northants UK Sent: 09.06 - 4/9
Thanks for the support "Tomiz Yobinov". But please leave your immaturity at the door. Try posting something useful if you come back...ok?
Kin Wicked
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Steve Sent: 13.06 - 4/9
"The Ward" tried to leave his immaturity at the door, thought I think it got caught in his shoelace and he dragged it in with him anyway.
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15.19 - 4/9
Yeah, post useful stuff, like Kin ......
BAH hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
..... NOT !!!
Ah, let himself down again. Do you suppose he was holding a vendetta against me? Well, this wreaked of Naked George so I had to check it out...and sure enough...so...
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Kin Wicked Hometown: Northants UK Sent: 23.14 - 4/9
Oh good! Naked George / Tom hasn't given up yet. Lets see...
"No big deal, only geeks and idiots come here anyway."
Which are you again?
"I will leave you all to the stupidity of this guestbook.
Since this seems to be your life."
And I see YOU can't keep away either!
"Goodbye"
More like - aufwiedersehen
It's ok George, it's nice to see that familiar old IP again! I can only guess that you wanted us to know it was you, as you apparently have the ability to change your IP at will! Or is 66.46.23.11 your home IP? Ah well, you said yourself that it doesn't matter.
Come on back with another gem for us George. You know you are going to have your own segment in the hall of fame! You're THAT funny!
Kin Wicked
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Electric Chicken Sent: 23.50 - 4/9
Kin, don't be stupid!
Naked George stated quite clearly that he certainly wouldn't waste any of his free time on this guestbook, therefore it certainly wouldn't be a home connection he was dialing from.
Remember, he was only leaving messages during his work time, because his boss is a nice chap and lets little George and the rest of the MacDonalds staff play pinball and sleep all day!
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Eric Sent: 21.27 - 7/9
"Hey amorpheum, on the topic of cars, I love the guys that buy a honda civic and put a Chef-Boy-R-Dee exhaust system on it, with the big Alpha-Ghetti can sticking out the back. They think they're street racers because they have an alpha-ghetti can sticking out the back. LMAO !!! Idiots, my sewing machine puts out more horsepower. One of them ran into the back of me on my motorcycle the other day, in a parking lot, I pulled up beside him and put the boots to the side of his car. LOL."
Better not be a rip on civics, there have been soem quick civics out there. I personally have one and have seen it do soem nasty stuff, but I don't go as far as calling myself a racer!
"Eric (one of them, anyway) learn to spell, or stop typing so fast, then I'll take you seriously. And yes, I use a PC every day."
Too little tiem to take my time plus usually I type it at 2:00 Am, that g looks liek a freakin q in the dark like this.
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Eric Sent: 21.29 - 7/9
Where is the witless banter of naked george? We need some idiot with an IQ of 2 to start up the flam wars again. Amorpheum is TOO POLITE! All well, I think we are all sick of stupid "Mac Elite" people anyways.
Well, he asked for it.
Name:
You Know Who ... Sent: 16.23 - 10/9
Eric:
"Better not be a rip on civics, there have been soem quick civics out there"
A quick civic?, I somehow doubt that. The civic is a very reliable car, for my mom. My rip is with the idiots that put the alpha-ghetti cans on the exhaust, make noise, and think they are racers.
Amorpheum:
You should know by now that everyone has tried copying Apple, because they come up with great, cool products. People here laugh at the iMac, but nobody else was brave enough to make a computer a different color. Until Apple did, then PC makers tried copying it. The iMac sales were so great, that they actually saved Apple, and put them back on top. The iPod, another example. I mean hell, Windoze is just a piss poor attempt at copying the Mac OS. I said this in my first post here, and stand by it, people are jealous of the cool stuff Apple puts out. Why else would they try to copy it. Why did chicken go to all the trouble to create this site? Except maybe because he has nothing better/constructive to do.
For people who can't Think Different ......... think beige.
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Leo Sent: 17.55 - 10/9
Or maybe Chicken's pointing out some troubles people have experienced with the Mac in general. Oh, by the way, the only company that copied the iMac look was e-Machine (e-Monster); a company that is total crap to begin with. Heck, I am not even jealous of Apple products. Not one thing do I own is in any way shape, form, or color related to Apple "design". Another thing to think about is that it's not about the color, it's the performance. Why sacrifice performance for color? Apple knew they could attract business with eye-candy - this also goes for Windoze Xp. This whole thing is like cereal boxes - The prettier the box, the more people it will attract, even if it tastes like crap.
Oh, You Know Who, why don't you take a look at these non-beige gems. They're PCs, and they sure look pretty good to me. You can not do this with you Mac, unless you feel like voiding the warrenty.
Well duh, it's all just flash. Who do you think they're copying. Apple was the first, now everyone is trying to copy or outdo them. It doesn't change the fact that it's still just a computer. I think it looks kinda faggy. Like a honda civic with an alpha-ghetti exhaust, loud stereo, neon lights all over, and stickers on the body that you can't even read. Under all that flash it's just a honda civic. Who really needs a flashing neon computer case? Not me! Not to mention a real purdy flashing neon car. I don't get it ... is the exhaust supposed to drowned out the stereo, or is the stereo supposed to drowned out the exhaust ??? Help me out here ....
Did he have a point, or is he arguing with himself? Anyway...
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Kin Wicked Hometown: Northants UK Sent: 00.54 - 11/9
Eric, you said:
"Where is the witless banter of naked george? We need some idiot with an IQ of 2 to start up the flam wars again. Amorpheum is TOO POLITE! All well, I think we are all sick of stupid "Mac Elite" people anyways."
Don't worry - he's still here. Despite saying that he thought everyone that came here was either a geek or an idiot, he still comes back, I'm glad to say :-)
As usual, George makes points from both sides of the fence, thus making himself look more than a tad foolish:
"You should know by now that everyone has tried copying Apple, because they come up with great, cool products. People here laugh at the iMac, but nobody else was brave enough to make a computer a different color. Until Apple did, then PC makers tried copying it. The iMac sales were so great, that they actually saved Apple, and put them back on top. The iPod, another example. I mean hell, Windoze is just a piss poor attempt at copying the Mac OS. I said this in my first post here, and stand by it, people are jealous of the cool stuff Apple puts out."
Followed with:
"Well duh, it's all just flash."
So, it's ok when Apple try to break the mould with a new design for their facades, but heaven forbid that a PC user should wish to demonstrate their skill and artifice by customising their boxes. The privellage of an attractive case should only belong to a mac user...obviously! Your next argument, I'm certain, is going to be that you were saying that PC design has mimiced the mac. This is true for the simple fact that the mainstream (largely home use) PC market had an example set that they didn't have to try to hide their computers to fit with their decor, but the manufacturers should be making cases that fit well in a home environment. More accurately, marketers put this concept forward, and the various brands met the challenge with varying success.
As has been said many a time before, it is not the case that makes the machine (as this will undoubtedly be your next point), but please remember that it was you that raised the issue yet again. As for comparing it to the customisation of an automobile - something I have no interest in and so am in no way qualified to comment on at length - I gather you feel that the aforementioned make of car is somewhat lacking in performance and therefore customisation to the point of it being a street racer is nothing more than candycoating a peice of crap. How apt. This seems to describe many Apple products.
The next point of yours I would address is that of Jealousy and Steve's motivation for creating the page. If you really need this explaining YET AGAIN George (I know you've been around long enough to have read these points HERE!) then it really does show that you are incapable of retaining relevant data in your head and unable to process that data. So here goes, for what I hope will be the last time:
On jealousy - Those of us capable of buying a PC are capable of saving a little longer and buying a mac if we should so wish. However, we do not wish! Therefore, we don't buy! Owning a Mac does not place you in an exclusive club. If you have the money, you can buy in. Come to that, if you have the money, you can buy a nuclear warhead - it doesn't increase your status. If you had not guessed from the tone of the site and of the PC users comments, we really don't like Apple or their computers. Please stretch your mind a little here - this means that we are not jealous. I would not own a mac out of my own choice unless it were being given away, or it bacame ultimately necessary. As neither is about to happen any time soon, I'm happy to go without. I'm really not sure how much simpler I can make this for you, so I really hope you can understand!
On the Electric Chickens motives for producing the iToilet - I would rather leave this to the Chicken himself, but I feel compelled to assist. I know he works with Macs at work, and after a sequence of events over a period of days that left him more than a little irritated with the machines, he created the iToilet from a spark of inspiration and a whole lot of first hand experience. Why? Well it was something extra for his personal port-folio, but it was also funny. Something that his friends could have a giggle at. But guess what? It became really popular, really quickly. Some loved it and others loathed it; but for the emotional response experienced from both ends of the court, everyone has identified with it! It has brought traffic through his home page giving him exposure on his other artworks, and as a side effect, created this incredibly amusing guestbook.
You once said that you are not paid to make pictures of toilets, or some such. It was an attempt, I believe, to belittle Steve. However Steve is not paid for this task either. He did it in one evening. He doesn't draw them everyday in order to keep the page up - but as an engineer you will already know this. Oddly enough though, Steve has become far more notorious from one evenings unpaid work than you will have for all your time in employment. For your own prosperity I hope you prove me wrong. Though if it makes you feel any better, I am compiling a hall of fame and am presently working on YOUR VERY OWN PAGE! That's how much we like you George. You make it easy for us and we would hate for one time visitors to have to miss all these marvellous ramblings of yours.
Now George, I implore you to try and pick this entry apart because I frankly doubt you are capable of it. Correction: you are incapable of picking it apart, SUCCESSFULLY!
I certainly look forward to whatever response you write George. The more times you write after you have said goodbye, the more my points are proven!
Kin Wicked
Name: George Armstrong Sent: 16.56 - 11/9
Even on a day of such pain and sorrow, Kin can still find it in his heart to be an ass by not activating at least 1 brain cell when posting.
This WILL be my last visit and post here, as all I see here are people being jerks, and treating others badly. Nothing constructive, a waste of talent.
It sadens me how little respect people have for others in the world today. If you don't believe me, turn on your TV.
Today, 9/11, is not about Mac's or PC's, or stupid looking cars. And least of all, all your stupid remarks in this guestbook.
I hope you can all find peace in this crazy screwed up world, as I know it wont happen in this guestbook.
Regards,
George Armstrong
George hit a new low. All jokes aside, I cannot condone someone who would use peoples grief as a vehicle to gain sympathy for themselves. I refuse to be dictated to about how I should feel, especially when someone uses guilt to do it. Thankfully I didn't and don't feel the least bit guilty, as it is not I that uses others sorrow to try and maintain something akin to dignity or possibly righteousness.
Sent:
18.48 - 11/9
To Naked George
I can assure you that we all felt the pain of America and still do. Our thoughts are with everybody who suffered.
A friend of the Chicken
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Kin Wicked Hometown: Northants UK Sent: 19.06 - 11/9
I shant bother to check the IP this time, but I would assume that I have been addressed by Naked George.
Firstly, it's a great and genuine shame if you have truely been moved to sadness by the events of last year. However I'm afraid I must coldly point out that there is no need, nor is it frankly in good taste that you deem to turn this into a moral issue about the September 11.
So firstly - you still have not presented me with an argument - you have merely questioned my intellect without cause.
Secondly - I don't take kindly to someone trying to impose their morals and greiving upon me. Did you mourn the passing of my Grandparents? The passing of my Aunt? Or even the passing of my pets? No! Why? Because none of these people mean anything to you. People die every day that we simply are unable to mourn for. I cannot mourn for people I didn't know, though I can feel sorry for the incident's that took their lives.
However, if you felt it was inappropriate to talk about such things on a day so important to you, then for gods sake, stay out of these sorts of forums! If you genuinely believe that the world would be a better place if we could all just get along - then how naive of you for one thing, and for another, stop coming and picking fights. Do as you would be done by. Set us all an example. If you don't want to argue - don't get involved, or at least stay neautral if you have to chip in.
Thirdly you say: "It sadens me how little respect people have for others in the world today." - Then do me a favour and respect that I am unaffected by the events in your country from a year ago. DO NOT try and tell me what to feel and when to feel it.
"Today, 9/11, is not about Mac's or PC's, or stupid looking cars. And least of all, all your stupid remarks in this guestbook." - for you this may be true, for me it's another day. I doubt you feel this low on anniversaries of other countries disasters. Are you so moved by reports of lives lost in England from IRA bombs? Were you deeply troubled at the dissapearance of Holly and Jessica (I'm lead to believe this hit global news), and did you mourn when it was confirmed they had been killed? Will you mourn for them next year? So, No! today isn't about macs PC's Cars....etc etc etc. This site is about MAcs and PC's and this guestbook has covered the aformentioned issues. Don't start trying to turn it into something moral - something it is not.
George, your last comment only goes further to prove that you don't know what humour is. Today you are not in the mood for humour, yet you still came in here, I imagine in the hopes that you would find the equivalent of a minutes silence or some such. Sorry to dissapoint you, but not all the world will mourn with you today. Life goes on - cold but true. If you thought this guestbook was established for any other purpose, you should have given up back when you changed your handle to Tom.
Kin Wicked
For once, glad that George has gone!
I used to enjoy a post from George. It's people like him that keep the guestbook interesting. After that very undignified final comment, frankly I will be happy not to see him in again. I will not bar him as that is Steve's decision to make. It's not my site. But should he return, it will only prove more and more that he is inconsistent, ill mannered, unthinking, and pathetic. Enough said for now!
The actions of "Naked George" have shown him to be one of the lowest forms of MacHead I have had the displeasure of running into. At first I enjoyed the banter and the light hearted, if not often acidic, throwing of insults and arguments. It was more simple than debate but still good fun. However, since the last comment I have lost all interest in him, and am increasingly convinced that he is nothing more than a schoolboy.
I know that not all Mac users are like George, and the Mac community is better for turning their backs on the likes of him. We have seen our fair share of good sports in the guestbook. Clay turned out well, and more recently Amorpheum has been a most pleasant individual, and that's not to mention all the other level headed comments from Mac users. That still leaves them sadly outweighed though by the "Wards" and "Georges" in the guestbook.
I think we have learned from Naked George that HE is a moron. He didn't really write enough in support of the Mac through sensible debate or argument to be able to use him as an example of Mac users. He was a MacHead through and through in all the classic ways. The prime feature being the self contradiction and unwarranted name calling.
More recently we have seen a dividing line emerge between MacHeads and Mac users, though sometimes it can be hard to differentiate because even some of the normal users get all fired up before hitting the guestbook. I'm happy to see sensible Mac users who can debate well, but then that's not what the guestbook is entirely about. We want debate, yes, but there's nothing like getting a few coiled up MacHeads on the warpath.
Well...here's hoping for a good Naked George replacement!
Continuation:
Well, surprise surprise! He came back for more of the same. Read on...
This first comment is relevant (barely) to a bizarre and lengthy string of comments about someone called Jimmy Page that someone thought was important at that time. There were two other pains in the arse in the guestbook at the time (or at least, two new IP's) who followed the early teachings of Clay insofar as they came under different handles to agree with themselves. In all honesty, there was so much about their writing that tasted like George that for a time I was convinced they were all George. Who knows, maybe they were, but there is precious little proof to be certain. I know this though: neither Blitz (settled handle) or Jumpin' Jiminy will have their own page here since they were neither amusing nor interesting. But if you want to look them up, check the dates and times of these comments and look it up in the live guestbook.
Sent:
17.47 - 13/9
WHO IS JIMMY PAGE !!!!!
GOOD GRIEF !!!!
JIMMY IS! RELAVENT.
Well Done George. A real piece of obscurity!
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Kin Wicked Hometown: Northants UK Sent: 01.48 - 14/9
To "blitz" (Glad to see you've settled on a handle)
No. - I don't think I need expand on that.
To "Jumpin Jiminy"
Yet another elitist butt head, apparently! Why do you consider that something that pleases many people is by default trashy? Do you suppose art should only appeal to a few people at a time in order for it to be real art? Should art appreciation be for a unique and exclusive club? Doesn't everybody have a right to appreiciate art?
All debates about "What is Art?" aside, one thing that art is, is a means of creative communication. As in normal verbal communication, much can be lost through translation. A complex message passed through a language barrier wont always be comprehended to the last nuance. If art appeals to the masses, then it is in a common language. If a work is produced that only three people in the entire world will entirely 'get' and like, then on the whole it is not the most effective peice of communication. Hell, sometimes the message isn't even direct - it can be a striking image for the sakes of having a striking image.
To put down a persons work on the grounds that it appeals to lots of people doesn't present you as a thinker. More as someone who's so desperate to be different from the rest of the world in order to give yourself a warped sense of acheivement.
The only other discernable argument in your rantings is that it's not to your taste. Fair play - that's part of the whole point; not to exclude others from the appreciation, but to offer them a represetation of a 'message' that they can accept or reject. However to state that all Steves work is "rehashed crap", simply shows how you think others should look upon the works, and that you have no understanding of the nature of artistic progression through imitation (intended or otherwise).
There's an irony! Elitists wanting to pull away from the masses in order to be elite, and yet wanting to drag the masses along with them so that they can be supported in their opinions. Paul summed it up best long ago as 'petty fantasisers'. I rather like that!
To the anonymous poster - Sent: 17.47 - 13/9
AKA Naked George,
For pity's sake, if you want to storm out of a conversation and make a big point of it, at least serve us all the courtesy of buggering off! It's like a little girl running out of a room and slamming the door because she can't get her own way and then poking her head back every five minutes so she can continue to air her disgust.
I think it must be about 2 or 3 times now that you've threatened not to come back - you truely are the king of contradiction! Frankly I've grown weary of your persistent attention seeking, George. You will stoop to any depth that suits you from petty squabbling through to using others grief to gain sympathy for yourself.
Kin Wicked
A lot of water passed under the bridge between the next and the last comment, but I suspect that "Vicky" (whom you are bout to read from) was referring to my opinion on September 11th and the forcing of mass mourning.
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Vicky Sent: 01.51 - 15/9
Sheesh, Kin, you sure are a cold hearted son-of-a-bitch.
I bet you masturbate a lot.
PS: if you did your homework, you'd know that Naked George doesn't live in the USA.
PSS: Get a life dude !!!!
I've posted Vicky in white for reasons that will surely reveal themselves as you read down.
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Kin Wicked Hometown: Northants UK Sent: 12.23 - 15/9
To "Vicky"
Sheesh Vicky - d'ya think?
So let me guess - your afronted by my opinions on September 11. If that's the case, maybe you should go back and read them again, because it gets really dull when I have to repeat myself. Here's the area of my comment you should look for.
George says that everyone should have been nice to each other on 11/9 - what the hell was he doing coming here then? He knows what the guestbook's about! He's spewed enough venom of his own here!
If however you are more upset that there is someone who didn't mourn - tough shit! People can come and talk about respect for the dead - how's about some respect for the living! I feel sorry for those who lost loved ones, but I'm damned if I'm going to mourn someone I didn't know, that's just plain weird! So respect my feelings on being told what I should feel and when!
"PS: if you did your homework, you'd know that Naked George doesn't live in the USA." - I know that when he first posted he said he came from Toronto. But then why should I take the word of someone who would use other peoples grief in a totally unrelated way in order to try and splash the guilt around - try to cover up the fact that he's been shown to be a fool yet again!
Frankly - it used to be funny when George came in and perpetually contradicted his own comments, but after that self centered act, I've really lost interest in his idiotic rants.
IF, however, your calling me cold hearted because George is unable to sucessfully post anything of relevance in this guestbook and doesn't like it when someone points this out, then perhaps he should start posting relevant comments, deal with other peoples comments and opinions about him, or leave. He's promised not to come back several times - see my earlier comment for the little girl analogy - saves me writing it again!
Perhaps George is capable of posting something relevant, but he has yet to do so. Now he's said goodbye, so out of respect for the halfwit - maybe we should just let sleeping dogs lie. We can merrily re-live his old moments of embaressment when the Hall of Fame gets on the site.
As for "PSS: Get a life dude !!!!" - thats funny gramatically, conceptually, and contextually!
PS = Post Script
PPS = Post Post Script (etc)
PSS = meaningless
But pettiness aside for a moment...
You view ones life with disdain because it does not match your concepts of what life is? You know enough about my life 'done the research' to know the details of my comings and goings (including my sexual activities aparently) in order to pass judgement upon me?
Have you heard of such a thing as culture? It is the way different people live. The funny thing is that so many "civilised" cultures think that their way of life is so right that they would deny another country their rightful cultural progression (even if it is well meant). Similarly, there is something called sub-culture - those groupings within a larger culture that consist of different ways people live and behave. Similarly, you would deny one sub-culture the right to be taken seriously because YOU deem them unworthy to exist in the larger cultural group to which you belong.
So great is your existence that you consider that a differing opinion to yours, or a different way to spend ones time to your own, is too pathetic to contemplate. Then let me tell you this - I'm happy with my life as it stands. I like my routines - I have long term plans and goals that I am confident in achieving them. I'm happy. I've got my life and you have yours. Go live it, and keep it as your own!
Do you know something? I'm getting about as bored writing this as you will be reading it! It's utterly irrelevant to this guestbook, but you've forced my hand. Infact, George forced my hand by raising 11/9 to no obvious end. So shall we try and steer this thing back on course?
PC users - macs are shit because...
Mac users - PC users are gay because...
That was pretty much where it was left...at any given time in the guestbook to date!
Kin Wicked
Name:
Chicken Sent: 13.00 - 15/9
I'm thinking Vicky is actually Naked George.
Naked George's first female split personality I believe?
Either that or he veered a little too close to a bread slicer or something while he was being "Naked".
A wild accusation from the Chicken, but soon enough to be seen as a distinct possibility.
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Leo Sent: 15.30 - 15/9
If a man has a split personality and threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
-Leo
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Kin Wicked Hometown: Northants UK Sent: 21.39 - 15/9
The thought had crossed my mind also, but without solid proof, I don't like to accuse people of being naked george. That's just too harsh an insult!
btw - good one leo
Kin Wicked
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Vicky Sent: 23.43 - 15/9
Well, George is gone. I could see spending to much time in here, amongst the stupidity, would drive a person running away screaming. From the posts I've read: Kin has no life, and spends all his time writing marathon posts to this guestbook, and Chicken doesn't have a real job, so he wastes his time creating web sites like this one. He is jealous of how great Macs are, maybe because he has a weird bond with his PC ?
Basically, 2 idiots, with no life.
PS: Kin, you spend to much time trying to defend you stupid comments. Give it up, you're not getting anywhere!!! You just look more stupid.
Have a nice life (or lack there of)
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Chicken Sent: 00.39 - 16/9
Just why do people like Vicky keep coming back here?
PS. Hey Kin, the iToilet is approaching 700 000 hits! Not bad for a "waste of time"!
Notable at this point is that the counter was reset when the web space changed. At the time this was being written, it was indeed reaching 700,000 hits.
Sent:
00.47 - 16/9
"Well, George is gone."
Eh, hold on, Vicky. What makes you think George is gone? He threatened to leave so many times for starters, then kept coming back to "taunt" us.
How can you possibly know whether or not he's still lurking about? Unless you're him perhaps, in which case, he hasn't gone? Sounds like a classic Naked George contradiction to me.
Well done Chicken! Just one of many small bits of evidence that go toward this theory.
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Kin Wicked Hometown: Northants UK Sent: 01.25 - 16/9
Chicken, just add Vicky (wheter 'tis George or not) to the category of standard macheaded halfwits. She proves again the points of being unable to process presented information, elitism, and falling back on the good old comebacks of jealousy and contradiction.
Not at all bad for what must have totalled no more than 20 lines of text. Thanks for making our points so clear Vic!
One thing worth noting though: "Kin, you spend to much time trying to defend you stupid comments." - actually - it doesn't take too long to tap out a message, and what's more it's hardly defense - more reitteration for the likes of yourself who can't get to grips with debate.
If George truely has gone, I wish he'd take his blow-up girlfriend Vicky with him!
Well I've been so busy trying to put together the Cult homepage and it seems so few of you heathens are dropping in. Frankly, I'm mortified!
NEWS FROM THE CULT:
Firstly, I make write the page on my Mac, but because we don't use file extensions I accidentally saved one of the images over the top! Then I had to go away to meet with the Cult's youth group. One of the youngsters, so keen was he that he brought along a PC laptop for us to burn. I flayed the child when I realised he bought it new and so had been lining the pockets of the Gates underlords!
I took my opportunity to use the clunky, ugly laptop with a thing they call W O R D. Not that I'd admit there were any good features but I'm certain they must have stolen all their ideas from Apple. They must have!
So I peiced together my page and sent it off to the heathen Kin Wicked to fix all the links or some such nonsense. But now it's up and running, which is the main thing. Why he had to rename the page and associate it with his own drivel I can't say.
But in other news, we found a potential new choir master. He seems quite talented but insists on appealing to the youths by adapting versions of Y.M.C.A. and Somewhere Over The Rainbow. I'm torn between allowing this stuff in or not. Perhaps we should have a poll. Could come soon!
Recently I managed to convert a Clone Troll over to the righteous way of the Sacrilegious Apple. So be sure, everyone, to welcome little Tommy into the community. Tommy is six years old tomorrow, so for gift ideas, be sure to send us lots of Apple accessories. He can't afford his own Mac at the moment, so if everyone could taunt him and tease him until he can go get a job and buy one, you'll all be setting him on the truely sketchy path, and leading him in the ways of the Cult!
Hopefully it wont be so long until my next update. To be honest I thought Naked George would continue ministering in my absence. It's a shame he's gone, he could have been great in
THE CULT OF THE SACRILEGIOUS APPLE
Cheeri-bye me lovlies!
Donny
Again, some time later, the next comment from Chicken was part of a different conversation.
Name:
Chicken again Sent: 01.47 - 22/9
"...macs have better graphics cards than pcs because apple make there own custom hardware and dont just use any old shit like pcs..."
Okay, who wants to break the news to him about what Apple actually stick in their machines?
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Leo Sent: 01.57 - 22/9
You mean the GeForce 3? The card Apple was the 'first' to use before the PC. You mean that card?
Sent:
03.52 - 22/9
Once again, Apple is first, and the rest (PC - Product Copiers) copy.
Ho Hum, same ol story.
Sent:
03.53 - 22/9
Once again, Apple is first, and the rest (PC - Product Copiers) copy.
Ho Hum, same ol story.
Once again, Apple is first, and the rest (PC - Product Copiers) copy.
Ho Hum, same ol story.
Sent:
03.54 - 22/9
Once again, Apple is first, and the rest (PC - Product Copiers) copy.
Ho Hum, same ol story.
Sent:
03.54 - 22/9
Once again, Apple is first, and the rest (PC - Product Copiers) copy.
Ho Hum, same ol story.
Name:
Kin Wicked Hometown: Northants UK Sent: 10.31 - 22/9
Lets see- 5 cloned comments with utterly no point what so ever - it has to be Naked George - and looky looky - there's his IP number too. Hello again George. Still can't keep away, huh? Vicky wont be pleased with you. Not only do you keep promising to go away and then actually never do, you've also made her look stupid for saying you've gone (assuming it was actually another person and not you on someone elses computer.)
As for your comment - it is already well established that Mac may have been the first to integrate the technology into their latest designs, but it had been available for the PC before then. Apple neither invented, innovated, nor were the first to use the GeForce card, they were simply quick to integrate it into new models.
Thanks for joining us again George - hopefully you will do us the honor of vacating the guestbook since you have displayed so much distaste for it previously. But if you truely must insist on coming back - be a man and use a handle! And avoid sending more than once - it doesn't make you look any more intelligent. A dumb comment posted five times only makes it about five times as dumb!
Kin Wicked
P.S.
Would respond to john, but frankly he's wrapped himself up in his own comedic material - it doesn't take me or anyone else to point out his glaring flaws, does it, Chicken?
Name:
Dave, here to stir up trouble Sent: 15.37 - 22/9
"Once again, Apple is first, and the rest (PC - Product Copiers) copy..."
So if Apple never ever copy PC manufacturers, is that why they just sat about doing nothing while Intel and AMD broke the 1Ghz barrier when Apple were still at, what 500Mhz?
What about the 2Ghz barrier? Oh no, sorry, we're still waiting Apple. What is it now, 1.2Ghz?
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Leo Sent: 22.02 - 22/9
They will be hitting 1.6 or 1.8 soon, while AMD and Intel hit the 3Ghz barrier.
Remember MHz don't matter, but GHz sure do
-Leo
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Naked George Sent: 22.04 - 23/9
My God Kin, you are such an loser.
It's the stupid guestbook duplicating my entries.
What would you ever do if I went away ? Your life(?) would be so empty(emptier). Every post I make brings a novel from you. "Hey look it's Naked George, and wow look, there's his IP".
Give the boy a Scooby Snack!
I look forward to reading your 6 page reply.
Sorry to disappoint you Donny, but I have returned from the grave.
I have but the next 1000 years to read the smelly droppings Kin spews from his keyboard.
I am Naked George ...... Undressed and Undead.
PS: Hey Vicky, where'd you go? Where you from? Maybe we should hook up, and do the wild thing ;-)
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Leo Sent: 23.26 - 23/9
My gosh George, you are such a whore.
Trying to hook up with a woman you don't even know?
You might just catch a disease. Makes life more interesting ;-)
Well said, Leo! Cyber-whore George!
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Chicken Sent: 01.36 - 24/9
"It's the stupid guestbook duplicating my entries."
George you plumb, there have been more than a thousand entries in this guestbook, some probably by little children, and yet none of them were dumb enough to post 5 duplicate entries in a row.
You are one of the only people who has managed to post duplicates. And it's because you're hitting the send button too many times(ie more than ONCE).
Maybe your multiple clicks are a way to compensate for your pitiful one button mouse. Maybe you're nervous. Maybe you're experiencing wrist spasms. Maybe you're a dumbass.
PS. As I recall, the only other twit who posted multiple entries on a regular basis was our good friend Ward (though he was a schizo so it's understandable!)
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Naked George Sent: 05.19 - 24/9
How is it possible to click more than once? The page refreshes immedietly, and the message clears. So you're telling me I clicked 5 times really fast before the screen cleared? YAH, OK? That's OK, it only duplicates when I use a PC. This is from a Mac it'll work properly.
Maybe it's because this guestbook is running on a PC?
I dare anyone to honestly try clicking the send button 5 times before the screen clears and get 5 posts !!!
OH SHIT, PC's are so slow, I bet that's why it's possible.
On the Mac there is no time for a second click, where as on the PC you can click probably 10 times before anything happens.
OK, problem solved, goodnight, I'm off to my coffin.
This comment just goes to show how pathetic Naked George Armstrong is! It will be quite clear as his multi-clicking continues that he did it only to spam and annoy everyone. Like George himself, his whole multi-clicking game was totally pointless.
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Kin Wicked Hometown: Northants UK Sent: 09.26 - 24/9
George, you seem utterly at a loss in so many areas. Guilt begins to creep in as I realise that I must be dealing with a retard when I reply to you. But then as you've pointed out, you are a software engineer or some such who knows all but apparently chooses not to use the intellect you claim to have.
Yes, I check on the IP's of posts. As you have so kindly provided before, it often gives evidence of odd people like yourself who slather contadictions, and even make attempts to show you have followers by posting under a different name.
What is truely weird about you as an individual, George, is that you insist on coming back for more of the same. Like my earlier "little girl" analogy, you just can't go until you get your last say. Only you can't leave it at that, you have to come back and make sure that you've left a mark or to stir it all up again. So well you make my point by trying to sneak in without leaving your name or using someone elses.
Frankly George, I no longer have patience with you. As I said before, I enjoyed reading your comments - they were just the sort of fun the guestbook thrives on. But your attempt to make this a moral thing with your whole 11/9 thing, frankly I found your comments tasteless and inapropriate. Now I merely tolerate your presence. Yes, I'll happily write an essay here just for your benefit - you genuinely do deserve the attention; maybe you'll get your fix and finally dissapear - but do you really think I'd take so much time out of my day just for your benefit? How long does it take YOU to post a comment? Perhaps you imagine that everyone is as slothful as yourself. Eitherway, you can go away and think about the next little rant you will add. If it doesn't have your name on, yes, I'll happily expose you. Every time you have posted since you last said good bye (and the time before, and the time before that - and even the contribution from Vicky, your blow up doll), you just enforce the point that you are a petty individual getting paid to big a slice of your companies profit for coming here and being a moron.
Kin Wicked
P.S. I'm a loser? You sure you want to make such a bold and uneducated stab as that? Reckon you know me?
P.P.S. If you judge all PC's by the one you post from (assuming that is truely the only time you duplicate - giving you the benefit of the doubt and all that), then get some experience on a better built machine! You've already admitted you only used a Windows O/S for 5 minutes(See hall of fame for quick reference). You really think that's long enough to make a judgement? Your fellow Mac users would seem to think not!
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Jim Bob Sent: 09.31 - 24/9
Naked George says:
'How is it possible to click more than once?'
1 + 1 = 2
2 + 1 = 3
3 + 1 = ...George, do you need more?
Click once (1 time) for yes, and twice (2 times) for no.
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Tachyon Sent: 11.14 - 24/9
Software Engineer? Software Engineer! You're saying this guy is a Software Engineer?
If he is, how is it that he thinks that the guestbook is being run on this Stephen fellow's home computer? Mr. Stephen Murray, do you own and single handedly run alxnet.com? Plus he says that entries sent from his mac work alright but from his PC they duplicate? Surely as a SOFTWARE ENGINEER he would know not to click half a dozen times anyway?
This must be the Mac mentality I've heard so much about. Never believed it until I came here. What an education.
Impressive Site Mr. Murray. Did you ever imagine that such a comedic source would arise from the guestbook?
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test for george Sent: 13.27 - 24/9
this is five clicks george
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test for george Sent: 13.27 - 24/9
this is five clicks george
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test for george Sent: 13.27 - 24/9
this is five clicks george
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test for george Sent: 13.27 - 24/9
this is five clicks george
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test for george Sent: 13.27 - 24/9
this is five clicks george
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Chicken Sent: 13.40 - 24/9
Yes I know I'm spamming my own guestbook.
But slow ones like George need lots of repetition for them to understand a simple point.
Ever tried to teach a dog to sit?
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Chicken Sent: 13.44 - 24/9
I want to know how George can use computers, let alone be a software engineer, if he can't get his head around the simple concept of clicking with a mouse.
And George, alxnet is probably run on a Linux server.
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A special lesson for George Armstrong Sent: 14.10 - 24/9
- LEARNING TO CLICK - The Very Basics
Please note: This lesson is so straightforward that old doddery grannies and four year old children will find it very patronising. However, in order to meet the special needs of Naked George, things have to be kept very simple. Now pay attention George.
* One click is used for most tasks, like selecting folders, or opening hyperlinks, or pressing the send button in a guestbook.
* A double click is used to open folders, programs, etc.
* Triple clicking is also occasionally used for some programs like Sound Forge, or special selections in Quark or Word, but generally you only have to worry about single and double clicking.
*Four or more clicks is genrally a no no.
*I won't even TRY to explain right clicking, that's best left to rocket scientists and quantum physicists.
Let us know what else you're having trouble with George. Are you perhaps finding your Mac's stupid on/off switch a bit troubling? Don't worry, we were all intimidated by that button once.
Regards, Chicken
This has been "Learning to click with the Chick!" Brought to you by Electric Chicken.
It seems that there are plenty of people out there who have a better grasp on the use of the Internet Explorer than George. Software Engineer? HAH!
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Leo Sent: 15.06 - 24/9
Yeah, ok George. The PC is so slow at sending a signal over the line. You're probably running a PC on dialup and a Mac on ISDN/Cable/DSL/ADSL/T1/T3.
Or to put it another way, saying what he has is basically like saying the whole internet runs faster on a mac, which is like saying (or possibly believing) that the world moves faster when you're wearing Nike's.
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Chicken Sent: 16.23 - 24/9
George whined: "...Hey Kin thanks for the marathon reply...although I didn't read it...you are a sore loser..."
To continue Kin's little girl analogy:
A little bratty girl who's lost an argument will block her ears and sing really loudly in order to "win" an argument.
Nuff said.
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Naked George Sent: 16.25 - 24/9
OK, for you smart ass morons who really don't know why the messages get duplicated, let me fill you in. It happens when you hit the refresh button. Obviously a glitch somewhere, maybe in the browser? Call Bill. Why not use your limited brain cell usage for good instead of being a jerk and trying to explain clicking to me. I guess that's the difference between people who develop complex software on a computer, and people who play Doom.
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Naked George Sent: 16.27 - 24/9
OK, for you smart ass morons who really don't know why the messages get duplicated, let me fill you in.
It happens when you hit the refre
